Thursday, February 23, 2012

Oh hey mail man.

So I received mail.



An "Application to Date a Returned Missionary" came.

"Due to the fact that there is much demand for the returned missionaries from the North Carolina Raleigh Mission throughout the world, yea, insomuch that there is great confusion among daughters of Zion, we have put our heads together, realizing that we want to be fair to you all, and have established this application, which we hope will remedy the confusion."



8 sections, 4 pages. Complete with defining words/ terms such as: Ya'll, mash the button, grits, right good, nana pudd'n, etc...

As you can imagine, I now must fill it out and send my own application in return. Any suggestions on what should be included?

1 comment:

Alyssa said...

this is great, haha:]
do you get an interview too?